Chorus:
Chorus:
If I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I’m not, sir
The kind of rugger I would be would be a rugby…Prop, Sir. Prop Sir? Why Sir?
‘Cause I’d support hookers, and you’d support hookers, we’d all support hookers together
We’d be all right in the middle of the night, supporting hookers together.
On next verse, support “prop” for…
- Hooker – strike hard
- Lock – sniff butt, grab crotch
- Flanker – get off quick
- 8 man – split cheeks
- Scrumhalf – put it in
- Winger – never get it
- Fullback – fuck it up
- Referee’s whistle – get blown
- Lawbook – get violated
- Mouthguard – get licked
- Halftime Orange – get sucked
- Team from far away – come for miles
- Spectator on a sunny day – come again
- Spectator on a rainy day – get wet
- Groundskeeper – trim bush, fill holes, do a line
- Ball – get pumped
- New boot – come in a box
- Pitch – grow weed, get hard
- Jumper – get high
- Etc.
