Come around ruggers give ear to my tale
This little short story will make you turn pale
About a young lady so pretty and small
Who married a man who had no balls at all
Chorus:
No balls at all, no balls at all
She married a man who had no balls at all
How well she remembered the night they were wed
They pulled back the covers and crept into bed
She felt for his penis, his penis was small
She felt for his balls, he had no balls at all
She ran to her mother and cursed at her luck
“I’ve married a man who’s unable to fuck
His toolbag is empty, his screwdriver’s small
The impotent wretch has got no balls at all”
Daughter oh daughter now don’t you feel sad
I had the same trouble with your dear old dad
There’s many a rugger who’ll answer the call
Of a wife to a man who has no balls at all
The sweet little lady took her mum’s advice
And found the whole thing exceedingly nice
A strapping young fellow was born in the fall
But the poor little bastard had no balls at all
