Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause he only has 12 friends (repeat 3x)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus savesChorus:
Free beer for all the ruggers (repeat 3x)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
- His dad will fix the game
- He wears illegal headgear
- He’s got holes in his hands/feet
- He turns the beer to wine
- His mom won’t touch the balls
- His body’s made of bread
- The goalposts give him flashbacks
- He only knows one whore
- His spikes are much too long
