The Bricklayer Song

Chorus:

So drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band (TOOT TOOT)
Follow the band with your tits in your hands
Drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band
Follow the band all the way

Oh, my boyfriend’s a bricklayer, a bricklayer, a bricklayer
And what a fine bricklayer is he
All day he lays bricks, he lays bricks, he lays bricks
And when he comes home he lays me

• Lawyer – fucks clients
• Carpenter – pounds nails
• Nuclear physicist – splits atoms
• Food critic – eats meals
• Jockey – rides horses
• Pianist – fingers keys
• Secretary – licks stamps
• Framer – mounts paintings
• Traffic cop – blows whistles
• Skier – jumps moguls
• Preacher – spreads gospel
• Etc.