Chorus:
Chorus:
I used to work in Chicago at the old department store
I used to work in Chicago, I don’t work there anymoreA lady/man came in for some carpet…some carpet from the store
Carpet she wanted, shagged she got
I don’t work there any more.
- Hammer – nailed
- Paper – a ream
- Lobster – crabs
- Seafood enchilada – fish taco
- Nail – screwed
- Translator – cunning linguist
- DVD – VD
- Screen door – back door
- Camels – humped
- Kit Kat – 4 fingers
- Cookie dough – dildo
- – disappointed
- Jewelry – pearl necklace
- Etc.
