CSOB Rugby

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No Balls At All

Come around ruggers give ear to my taleThis little short story will make you turn paleAbout a young lady so pretty and smallWho married a man who had no balls at all Chorus:No balls at all, no balls at allShe married a man who had no balls at all How […]

Rugby Men

Rugby men, they play 1, they grope each other in the scrumWith a knick-knack paddy whack send the boys awayOld Boys rugby is what we play 2 – all they want to do is screw 3 – they just want us on our knees 4 – all they want to […]

Jesus Can’t Play Rugby

Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause he only has 12 friends (repeat 3x)Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves Chorus:Free beer for all the ruggers (repeat 3x)Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves His dad will fix the game He wears illegal headgear He’s got holes in his hands/feet He turns the beer […]

The Bricklayer Song

Chorus: So drink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the band (TOOT TOOT)Follow the band with your tits in your handsDrink a little bit, fuck a little bit, follow the bandFollow the band all the way Oh, my boyfriend’s a bricklayer, a bricklayer, a bricklayerAnd what a fine […]

I Used to Work in Chicago

Chorus: Chorus: I used to work in Chicago at the old department storeI used to work in Chicago, I don’t work there anymore A lady/man came in for some carpet…some carpet from the storeCarpet she wanted, shagged she gotI don’t work there any more. Hammer – nailed Paper – a […]

The Marrying Kind

Chorus: Chorus:If I were the marrying kind, which thank the lord I’m not, sirThe kind of rugger I would be would be a rugby… Prop, Sir. Prop Sir? Why Sir?‘Cause I’d support hookers, and you’d support hookers, we’d all support hookers togetherWe’d be all right in the middle of the […]

Brian Bath

Hello team;  This is Divya.  For those of you that knew Brian Bath; He played with us for a number of years in the 20 teens. His wife, Nancy just called and explained that for the last few years Brian was fighting cancer and succumbed yesterday.  He had cycled through treatment and […]