Rugby men, they play 1, they grope each other in the scrum
With a knick-knack paddy whack send the boys away
Old Boys rugby is what we play
- 2 – all they want to do is screw
- 3 – they just want us on our knees
- 4 – all they want to do is score
- 5 – we like them in a muff dive
- 6 – great big men with LITTLE DICKS
- 7 – they think masturbation’s heaven
- 8 – when they come they come too late
- 9 – they think their orgasm’s mine
- 10- you’ll never see that one again
