Songbook

Jesus Can’t Play Rugby

by CSOB Rugby|Published April 19, 2021

Jesus can’t play rugby ‘cause he only has 12 friends (repeat 3x)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves
Chorus:
Free beer for all the ruggers (repeat 3x)
Jesus saves, Jesus saves, Jesus saves

His dad will fix the game
He wears illegal headgear
He’s got holes in his hands/feet
He turns the beer to wine
His mom won’t touch the balls
His body’s made of bread
The goalposts give him flashbacks
He only knows one whore
His spikes are much too long